I've moved to Tumblr

Okay, even though the only person who reads my blog is Tome I'm still going to tell you if you come across this blog, I've moved my blogging location from here to Tumblr. Sorry guys, I have a bunch more followers and so yeah :I http://trytodosomethingremarkable.tumblr.com/
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I'll see ya later Blogger...

Maybe

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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SORRY I HAVEN'T POSTED IN SUCH A LONG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'VE JUST BEEN SWAMPED WITH WORK AND I'M UP AND WRITING AGAIN
AND ITS ALL JUST SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
With the holidays coming I may be able to post some more stuff,
I have a billion stories for y'all to read so yeah!
Well I got to go to schoool soon so BYE!

Sorrry!!!

I'm sorry I haven't posted lately. I've been real busy. Schools getting BLARGGH!!! I may take a stress day just because I need to. I hate homework!! I would actually post a poem or sumthin but.... I have nothing. The only thing I could post would be a HUGE spoiler to the Looking for Alaska by John Green. Read John Green books! They're amazing! I love them so much!!!

OMG IT'S THE F WORD!!!!!!!!!!

OMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!! ITS THE F WORD THE ONE I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL WEEK TO SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL MY JD METALFLOOR PEEPS KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ITS FALL FORMAL FRESHMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Being a Starship Ranger

Chapter Two
Insanity Time!
CGE

Name: Clarity Grace Evans
Preferred Name: Clarity
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Planet of Origin: Earth
Species: Demigod

Preexisting Medical Conditions: ADHD and Dysgraphia
Medications: None

Allergies: Cashews, Penicilin
Other: Would like to have grape juice at every meal

Reasons why you joined the Starship Rangers:
Because I’m here to get the job do- NO! NOT BECAUSE I’M HERE TO GET THE GODSDAMN JOB DONE!!!!!!!! Because you imbeciles decided to raid CHB and destroy my life by smashing it to pieces. The only reason I joined you a-holes is because you said you wouldn’t hurt my friends. That’s the only reason I’m here to get the job done. XP

Is there any people who you would recommend us to recruit:
No because you killed the only possible person who’d be willing for this job, Evellyn Reynell. She was the bravest person I ever met. But you thought she’d threat your perfect G.L.E.E. and so what do you all do? YOU GO AHEAD AND KILL HER!!!!!

How do you feel about going into battle against your fellow demigods:
… GO DIE IN A FUCKING BLACK HOLE!!! NO ONE LOVES YOU!!!!!!!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIGHT AGAINST YOUR OWN RACE?!??!!!!! IT’S PAINFUL, having to kill people just to get your way. And demigods aren’t common, they don’t like fighting each other. You know nothing about us... And never will because you’re a foolish mortal who doesn’t know his limits.

That was my application form. I was terrified about what was going to happen to us. I remember us filling out the forms in a room full of people our age who all had tear stained cheeks. They all looked miserable. All I could think was, Only four years, then it’ll all be over. Four years and Tori and I can free the others. It’ll all be okay, no one is going to get hurt. That was before they gave me a new name and took away my memory. Now, this means war.

After we woke up we continued talking about strategies to get off the ship, but each of them more crazy than the last. I stared out the space window, I could not believe I had no idea what happened the last two years of my life. For all I know I could have been dancing around with fairy wings on singing “I’m a magical pixie horse, watch me do my pixie horse dance.” The purple and black planet grows closer, I wonder whose lives we’re going to ruin today.
In my blackout I saw Tori and I setting fire to a village. I saw a little pink alien girl running away from Tori and me screaming, “ They’re here! The two accursed girls, Amethyst and Irony are here!” When I was watching this I wanted to cry. This wasn’t like us at all, who were we, and why did that girl call us Amethyst and Irony. I was lost in my thoughts until a guy around our age sauntered into the room
He was holding a cupcake and singing ‘Happy Birthday’, I don’t know who was shocked more when he leaned down and kissed Tori. She was so startled that she grabbed her sword from besides her and placed the point under his chin.
“Who the he- Oh my gods! You’re him! That guy from my blackout! Holy Hades get out of my dorm. NOW!” She yelled, her eyes turned from the relaxed chill light blue to a fiery red.
“Amethyst, what’s wrong? Did Irony drug you?” The guy said.
“No. James, she did not. And her name is not Irony, its Clarity and my name is not Amethyst, it’s Tori Quiver Stevens. Now get out of my room you ungrateful little weasel.” She said, pushing the point further into his skin.
“Amy, don’t do this. You know you’re not Tori anymore. That’s your past self.” He said. I grabbed my sword and went over to where Tori and he were standing.
“I am still Tori and always will be and there is no way in Hades you can change that about me.” Tori stated.
“Now get out of our room and never come here again, you may not know this. But she has an actual boyfriend who cares for her and doesn’t use her to make himself look cool.” I said. He moved away from Tori’s sword point and ran out of the room. I turned to Tori and said, “We need to get out of here. Now.”

In the dining hall after we got our food, we turned to go to different tables but then we remembered. We weren’t at camp anymore, we could eat with each other. We headed to a table with people waving at us to come sit with them.
“GIRLS!” One of them exclaimed, “Did you know we’re going into battle today? We’re going to be fighting the Omegaspartens. It’s going to be so much fun! Right Irony?” The girl said. She had a really high ponytail and was wearing a tight pink sweater and really short shorts. Since when were Tori and I affiliated with the popular girls?
“Um...” I scanned the room for anyone who didn’t look as pink. Then I saw someone, it was Nova. She was sitting on the other side of the cafeteria with a bunch of people laughing and having fun. I nudged Tori and pointed to where I was looking. She let out a little gasp. Big mistake.
“What is it? Is that Ava Waters wearing something repulsive again? Or is it Megan Davids perfume? I told her that your supposed to spritz it not marinate in it. OH! I know! Its the hostages! You guys want to go make fun of them again! In their tattered orange shirts that say Camp Half-Blood, and their bead necklaces! Soooo tacky!” The girl rambled. At the word hostage, I started to listen. When she said bead necklaces I turned my head slightly to Tori, she wasn’t looking at me though. She was looking at my neck, her necklace was still there. She gave me a small nod, mine was still there too.
“Harmony,” someone else said, this girl was toned down a couple notches. “Let them eat.”
“What nonsense Erica! They don’t eat!” Harmony said. I looked down at my plate. Everything looked delicious. Why wouldn’t I eat? Then I realized. Irony, my self from these past two years was anorexic. Same with Tori’s Amethyst.
“Okay, you know what?” Tori started, every girl at the table looked startled. “I am done with all you stuck up Starship Rangers, you guys don’t even know my real name. It’s Tori Quiver Stevens.”
“And I’m Clarity Grace Evans,” I stated proudly, “I am not Irony and I am not anorexic.”
“Now if you’ll excuse us, we rather not eat with you stuck up bitches and also you are the worst mortal I’ve ever laid eyes on.” Tori said.
“Freaks!” Harmony screamed. “ You have no RIGHT to be part of the G.L.E.E. Starship! You belongs down in the brig with the rest of the alien demigod freaks!” I pulled out my sword and Harmony jumped back.
“Harmony,” I said, giving her my insanity stare, “You are a self-centered, annoying bitch who daddy gave everything too when you were little and so you don’t get it when people go against your will.”
“You- you can’t do tha- puppies are rainbows.” Harmony had fallen under my spell.
“Come on, we better run before people realize you just made all of the popular girls insane!” Tori said. She was right, instead of making only one insane. I made all of them insane. I hadn’t used my ability in such a long time it was like I had to relearn how to control it. Commanders were starting to come out of their mess halls. They were heading towards us, oh shit we’re going to die.
“Yeah. We should defiantly run.” I said. We bolted out of the dining hall into a corridor I didn’t recognize. Actually, I didn’t recognize any of them since I had no memory from the last two years. I don’t know if we’re going the right way or turning into corridors that are trapped. We take a quick left turn and I see a place I recognize. It’s the hall where we filled out our application forms.
My knees buckle under me and my vision goes black. The last thing I hear before I pass out is, “Clarity!”

When my vision clears I’m in the room where I last remember things. Nova and Sam are sitting across from Tori and I. She saying things rushed and Tori is nodding.
“Now remember guys, your names are Amethyst and Irony, you are not going to remember anything starting in a few minutes. You are going to be completely opposite of yourselves and it’s not going to be fun remembering. When you start to remember, your going to figure out where Sam and I have hidden ourselves and you need to find us because we know how to help you guys get out of the trouble you’re going to get into.” Nova explained.
“Also, they are going to take away your weapons.” Sam said, “we’ll make sure they cant find your weapons but thats all we can do. Now we have to go, please don’t change too much guys. See you soon Tori. Oh! and we’ll be in secret part of the ship only accesible from your room.” Sam said.
“Now you’re going to need to know these words. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Don’t look at me like that, this is legit and we’re out of time. They’re coming, if they ask you what we said, say we said anything you can think up. They think we’re crazy. Now don’t give us away, I’ll see you soon Tori and Clarity.” Nova said. Then a bunch of guards came into the room and took them away.
Tears welled up in my eyes. My vision went black again and when it cleared I was back in our dorm and Tori had her hand over my mouth, we were in her sparkly closet. And there were people banging down our dorm door.

Being a Starship Ranger

Chapter One
Happy Birthday to Me
TQS

Name: Tori Quiver Stevens
Preferred Name: Tori
Age: 15
Gender: Female
Planet of Origin: Earth
Species: Demigod

Preexisting Medical Conditions: ADD
Medications: None

Allergies: None
Other: I do not eat birds

Reasons why you joined the Starship Rangers:
I didn’t join the Rangers because I wanted to, I did it to save my friends. You said you were going to help camp, instead you rampaged. You destroyed the Big House and the cabins, set fire to the woods where we play capture the flag, and killed our Oracle, Melissa Waters.

Is there any people you would recommend us to recruit:
NO! Because you destroyed my home in Arlington and then you destroyed my home at Camp Half-Blood. You killed the only person I would strongly recommend which is Evelyn Reynell. Best magic user other than Mercedes.

How do you feel about going into battle against your fellow demigods:
GO DIE IN A FUCKING BLACK HOLE! I NEVER LIKED FIGHTING OTHER DEMIGODS SO YOU ALL CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES AND NEVER TALK OR RECRUIT ANYONE EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's what my form looked like. I remember Clarity and I walked to the front together and turned the forms in. A girl about our age, the leader of the shit we’re in now, led us to the orientation room. In there was two things I did not expect. Sam Stevens, my half brother, and Nova Blackburn. Nova gave us a weak smile and Sam looked like he was going to pass out. But then my mind is blank from then until today.

I just woke up on Starship No. 843 with no clue what happened the last two years of my life. I looked at the calendar. Today is October 7th, 3013, my 17th birthday. I look around the room for Clarity. She’s up but her head is lolling back and forth. She’s regained her memory too. “Hey,” I said. “Do you remember anything? From yesterday even?”
“No, it’s like the last few years are just... not there. Do you remember anything? Can we still use our gifts?” Clarity asked frantically. I didn’t know, if I didn’t have Eros’s gift, I didn’t have anything. There were no birds on alien planets and charmspeak didn’t work so well on aliens.
“I- I don’t know.” I stuttered, it’s all blank. Nothing was there I couldn’t think about what had happened yesterday or two days before that or my birthday last year. The last two years of my life was gone. These freaking Starship Rangers stole two years of my life. And I had no clue how I was supposed to get them back.
A searing pain shot through my head. I blacked out. I woke up not in my dorm but on a beach sitting next to some guy, he was holding my hand. I looked up towards the sky, there were three moons rising, and one sun setting. I looked over to the guy. He had short brown hair, green eyes and a slightly crooked jaw. “Amethyst, what’s wrong?” A surge of electricity went through my body. I’m not Amethyst, at least that’s what I wanted to say.
“Nothing James, I’m just tired.” I say, instead of saying that I am Tori, not Amethyst.
“Okay.” He pauses, “Are you and Irony fighting again? I know you guys have known each other for a long time but I think she’s a really bad influence.”
“I don’t really think you have right to say anything about our friendship, you hang out with that no good Mark. You know he hits Irony and I all the time.” I exclaim. I let go of his hand and storm away. The scene shifts, Clarity and I are standing at the edge of a cliff staring down at the people below.
“There’s no way they can get up here.” Clarity said, “Well done. Now come on. We’ve got to run back to the ship. Sooner or later the Hiladinians are going to find a way up and I don’t want to be here when it happens.”
“How right you are Irony. Let’s go,” I sheathe my knife. Where’s my Frisbee? I wonder. Again, the scene changes, but this time it’s just back to my dorm. I get off my bunk and head to the closet. I press the automatic door open button thingy and an outfit pops out ready for me to wear. I look it up and down. Sequins and rhinestones and the worst possible thing... feathers. I shudder. Instead of wearing the horrific shiny, sparkley, feathery Lady GaHa outfit, I search through the closet for a pair of denim jeans and a t-shirt.
The only things I find are a pair of shorts that are splatter with a strange, dried goo and an orange t-shirt with faded letters. Even though the letters are faded, I know what it says. It’s my shirt from my last year at Camp Half-Blood, before I was forced into becoming a Starship Ranger. I look around for a pair of shoes. Then I spot a well worn pair in the back, nearly all the sparkles have fallen off and the sole is almost gone but it feels right to where them.
Clarity comes out her changing room as I’m lacing on my shoes. “I can’t believe that we just don’t remember these past two years. I mean, how can we not know anything.” She said as she was brushing her hair. I noticed something that was definitely not there the last time I remember looking at her two years ago. She has a purple streak running through her hair. And it’s braided.
“Where is the rest of camp? Chiron and Melissa? Mercedes and Violet? Sam and Nova?! and worst of all Jake.” I say, close to tears. “Well Happy Birthday to me.”
“Happy Birthday Tori.” Clarity said, putting the brush down and coming to sit next to me. “All I know is that it can’t be that bad, and if it is we can just go kick some monster ass.” I walk over to the window expecting to see a courtyard and the dining pavillion but when I get there I’m shocked to see what I’m seeing. A purple and black alien planet that we are coming closer to by the second and that I’m not at camp anymore.
“Nothing will ever be the same!” I exclaimed, “we’ll never get back to earth, or camp. Not even H-B! They took away my Frisbee! My Frisbee!”
“And they took my staff. We’re defenseless.” Clarity said. Then I catch her eye. “Unless they wern’t able to find out about our special gifts from our parents and our swords!” We run to our backpacks that have our “medication” (a.k.a. Nectar, Ambrosia, Prisms, Drachma, etc. All the general needs of a demigod.)
I pull out a chunk of metal and my sword, a gift from a good friend, it was made of Imperial Gold and shrunk into a Sharpie. I placed the metal on the floor and concentrated hard on the the block a small pink fire sprouts in my hand and grows bigger. It starts to make its way towards the sliver metal. Once the fire touches the block it starts to melt rapidly. In about thirty seconds, there’s only a flickering pink flame and a pool of silver.
“Holyshit! I still have my gift!” I exclaimed. The only problem was that one, we couldn’t get in touch with the gods since we where not on earth and two, we had no clue if Clarity could still make people insane. I look at Clarity and she’s smiling too, at least we know one of is still in touch with our godly side.
“How are we going to figure out how to get off this acid ship and get everyone else off even though we want to get back to earth?” Clarity asked.
“Um... we... I don’t know. But first things first we need to find where they’re keeping Heather, Mercedes, and Violet and the rest of camp hostage,” I said.
“How are we going to do that?” Clarity said, “It looks like we’re on twenty-four/seven.” She points to a video camera in the corner of the room.
“We do the only thing we can do. Break the camera and sneak out to the recesses of the Starship.” I said with much more confidence then I actually have.

Lalalala I have no clue what to write!!!!!

Rainbows are cool! Omg! I love tacos how about you? Do you believe in magic? Guess how many nAil polish colors I have, Two isn't that a lot?! I KILLED MUFASA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My house landed on the wicked witch of the east!! Like a boss! I have NO idea what to write you guys HAVE to give me IDEAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!