Being a Starship Ranger

Chapter Two
Insanity Time!
CGE

Name: Clarity Grace Evans
Preferred Name: Clarity
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Planet of Origin: Earth
Species: Demigod

Preexisting Medical Conditions: ADHD and Dysgraphia
Medications: None

Allergies: Cashews, Penicilin
Other: Would like to have grape juice at every meal

Reasons why you joined the Starship Rangers:
Because I’m here to get the job do- NO! NOT BECAUSE I’M HERE TO GET THE GODSDAMN JOB DONE!!!!!!!! Because you imbeciles decided to raid CHB and destroy my life by smashing it to pieces. The only reason I joined you a-holes is because you said you wouldn’t hurt my friends. That’s the only reason I’m here to get the job done. XP

Is there any people who you would recommend us to recruit:
No because you killed the only possible person who’d be willing for this job, Evellyn Reynell. She was the bravest person I ever met. But you thought she’d threat your perfect G.L.E.E. and so what do you all do? YOU GO AHEAD AND KILL HER!!!!!

How do you feel about going into battle against your fellow demigods:
… GO DIE IN A FUCKING BLACK HOLE!!! NO ONE LOVES YOU!!!!!!!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIGHT AGAINST YOUR OWN RACE?!??!!!!! IT’S PAINFUL, having to kill people just to get your way. And demigods aren’t common, they don’t like fighting each other. You know nothing about us... And never will because you’re a foolish mortal who doesn’t know his limits.

That was my application form. I was terrified about what was going to happen to us. I remember us filling out the forms in a room full of people our age who all had tear stained cheeks. They all looked miserable. All I could think was, Only four years, then it’ll all be over. Four years and Tori and I can free the others. It’ll all be okay, no one is going to get hurt. That was before they gave me a new name and took away my memory. Now, this means war.

After we woke up we continued talking about strategies to get off the ship, but each of them more crazy than the last. I stared out the space window, I could not believe I had no idea what happened the last two years of my life. For all I know I could have been dancing around with fairy wings on singing “I’m a magical pixie horse, watch me do my pixie horse dance.” The purple and black planet grows closer, I wonder whose lives we’re going to ruin today.
In my blackout I saw Tori and I setting fire to a village. I saw a little pink alien girl running away from Tori and me screaming, “ They’re here! The two accursed girls, Amethyst and Irony are here!” When I was watching this I wanted to cry. This wasn’t like us at all, who were we, and why did that girl call us Amethyst and Irony. I was lost in my thoughts until a guy around our age sauntered into the room
He was holding a cupcake and singing ‘Happy Birthday’, I don’t know who was shocked more when he leaned down and kissed Tori. She was so startled that she grabbed her sword from besides her and placed the point under his chin.
“Who the he- Oh my gods! You’re him! That guy from my blackout! Holy Hades get out of my dorm. NOW!” She yelled, her eyes turned from the relaxed chill light blue to a fiery red.
“Amethyst, what’s wrong? Did Irony drug you?” The guy said.
“No. James, she did not. And her name is not Irony, its Clarity and my name is not Amethyst, it’s Tori Quiver Stevens. Now get out of my room you ungrateful little weasel.” She said, pushing the point further into his skin.
“Amy, don’t do this. You know you’re not Tori anymore. That’s your past self.” He said. I grabbed my sword and went over to where Tori and he were standing.
“I am still Tori and always will be and there is no way in Hades you can change that about me.” Tori stated.
“Now get out of our room and never come here again, you may not know this. But she has an actual boyfriend who cares for her and doesn’t use her to make himself look cool.” I said. He moved away from Tori’s sword point and ran out of the room. I turned to Tori and said, “We need to get out of here. Now.”

In the dining hall after we got our food, we turned to go to different tables but then we remembered. We weren’t at camp anymore, we could eat with each other. We headed to a table with people waving at us to come sit with them.
“GIRLS!” One of them exclaimed, “Did you know we’re going into battle today? We’re going to be fighting the Omegaspartens. It’s going to be so much fun! Right Irony?” The girl said. She had a really high ponytail and was wearing a tight pink sweater and really short shorts. Since when were Tori and I affiliated with the popular girls?
“Um...” I scanned the room for anyone who didn’t look as pink. Then I saw someone, it was Nova. She was sitting on the other side of the cafeteria with a bunch of people laughing and having fun. I nudged Tori and pointed to where I was looking. She let out a little gasp. Big mistake.
“What is it? Is that Ava Waters wearing something repulsive again? Or is it Megan Davids perfume? I told her that your supposed to spritz it not marinate in it. OH! I know! Its the hostages! You guys want to go make fun of them again! In their tattered orange shirts that say Camp Half-Blood, and their bead necklaces! Soooo tacky!” The girl rambled. At the word hostage, I started to listen. When she said bead necklaces I turned my head slightly to Tori, she wasn’t looking at me though. She was looking at my neck, her necklace was still there. She gave me a small nod, mine was still there too.
“Harmony,” someone else said, this girl was toned down a couple notches. “Let them eat.”
“What nonsense Erica! They don’t eat!” Harmony said. I looked down at my plate. Everything looked delicious. Why wouldn’t I eat? Then I realized. Irony, my self from these past two years was anorexic. Same with Tori’s Amethyst.
“Okay, you know what?” Tori started, every girl at the table looked startled. “I am done with all you stuck up Starship Rangers, you guys don’t even know my real name. It’s Tori Quiver Stevens.”
“And I’m Clarity Grace Evans,” I stated proudly, “I am not Irony and I am not anorexic.”
“Now if you’ll excuse us, we rather not eat with you stuck up bitches and also you are the worst mortal I’ve ever laid eyes on.” Tori said.
“Freaks!” Harmony screamed. “ You have no RIGHT to be part of the G.L.E.E. Starship! You belongs down in the brig with the rest of the alien demigod freaks!” I pulled out my sword and Harmony jumped back.
“Harmony,” I said, giving her my insanity stare, “You are a self-centered, annoying bitch who daddy gave everything too when you were little and so you don’t get it when people go against your will.”
“You- you can’t do tha- puppies are rainbows.” Harmony had fallen under my spell.
“Come on, we better run before people realize you just made all of the popular girls insane!” Tori said. She was right, instead of making only one insane. I made all of them insane. I hadn’t used my ability in such a long time it was like I had to relearn how to control it. Commanders were starting to come out of their mess halls. They were heading towards us, oh shit we’re going to die.
“Yeah. We should defiantly run.” I said. We bolted out of the dining hall into a corridor I didn’t recognize. Actually, I didn’t recognize any of them since I had no memory from the last two years. I don’t know if we’re going the right way or turning into corridors that are trapped. We take a quick left turn and I see a place I recognize. It’s the hall where we filled out our application forms.
My knees buckle under me and my vision goes black. The last thing I hear before I pass out is, “Clarity!”

When my vision clears I’m in the room where I last remember things. Nova and Sam are sitting across from Tori and I. She saying things rushed and Tori is nodding.
“Now remember guys, your names are Amethyst and Irony, you are not going to remember anything starting in a few minutes. You are going to be completely opposite of yourselves and it’s not going to be fun remembering. When you start to remember, your going to figure out where Sam and I have hidden ourselves and you need to find us because we know how to help you guys get out of the trouble you’re going to get into.” Nova explained.
“Also, they are going to take away your weapons.” Sam said, “we’ll make sure they cant find your weapons but thats all we can do. Now we have to go, please don’t change too much guys. See you soon Tori. Oh! and we’ll be in secret part of the ship only accesible from your room.” Sam said.
“Now you’re going to need to know these words. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Don’t look at me like that, this is legit and we’re out of time. They’re coming, if they ask you what we said, say we said anything you can think up. They think we’re crazy. Now don’t give us away, I’ll see you soon Tori and Clarity.” Nova said. Then a bunch of guards came into the room and took them away.
Tears welled up in my eyes. My vision went black again and when it cleared I was back in our dorm and Tori had her hand over my mouth, we were in her sparkly closet. And there were people banging down our dorm door.